Dumbo
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Post at 16-9-2009 21:22  Profile P.M. 
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PSYCHIATRIST

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )

GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
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Rico
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Post at 16-9-2009 21:44  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Dumbo's post

HeeHee ... Nice one... And i thought my sense of humour was corny.I never would of guessed the ending. LOL. I am still sniggering... Thanks Bro; you have brightened up my day..
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