I don't normally feel posting FMLs here is worth it - after all they've got their own website - but this one's waaay out of the box ...
Guy wakes up feeling drugged, with his ex-gf saying "so glad we've started our family".
OK that's scary enough, but the best bit is the discussion thread that follows.
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/5165059
well worth scrolling down it!