Yoneyama
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Post at 22-8-2009 11:26  Profile P.M. 
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sex? not since 1956

A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, "Major, when was the last time you had sex?"

"1956," was his reply. "No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Major, you need to get out more!"

"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch, ..."It's only 2014 now."

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kcc   24-8-2009 23:36  Acceptance  +1   AHHA
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Post at 24-8-2009 14:53  Profile P.M. 
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HAHA! It took me a good 2 min to figure out he meant 1956 as time and not year.
Good one.
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