whats the baby's name?
A young woman asked her mom oneday, "how do I keep guys off me?"
and her mom replied "ask him what thebaby's name will be".
So the next day she goes to a party and asks guyswho are hitting on her,
"what will the baby's name be?" This gets ridof them in a hurry.
Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "whatwill the baby's name be?"
So he takes her upstairs and when they'redone she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?"
He then removeshis condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this,call him Houdini"
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