Private medical care makes a difference!
An upper class hospital board member is being shown round the new wing of the hospital by the matron when they stumble upon a man knocking one out furiously in a nearby bed. “what the…!” shrieks the posh lady. “oh, don’t worry about him,” replies the matron, “he’s got an awful condition where he produces too much semen. So for safety reasons he has to eliminate the substance from his body.” “ Ah,” says the posh lady. “That seems to make sense. Poor man…” they then stumble upon another bed, only this time the nurse has her face buried in this second man’s lap. “Goodness grief, matron. And what is you excuse for this?” “He’s got the same awful condition as the first man, only this gentleman’s with BUPA.”
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