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Post at 23-7-2009 14:08  Profile P.M. 
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Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
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Post at 23-7-2009 16:11  Profile P.M.  Yahoo!
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...for Germans

Babypillen - Fauler Zauber
Ajax haelt das Becken sauber!


uupps...
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Post at 26-7-2009 11:24  Profile P.M. 
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A gentleman always carries a condom
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Post at 26-7-2009 23:46  Profile P.M. 
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Haha, so interest
I love this kind of jokes
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Post at 27-7-2009 00:46  Profile P.M. 
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  v good!
easy, nice rhymes... great way to promote safe sex!
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Post at 31-7-2009 12:39  Profile P.M. 
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Hahhaha.. I like #19. Creative!
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Post at 31-7-2009 15:46  Profile P.M. 
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Like #11.  But it should be rephrased to:  You won't get sick if you wrap your dick.  In my opinion, I'm probably more important.  hehe
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Post at 3-8-2009 03:30  Profile P.M. 
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I think #15 is giving an incomplete message, you wouldn't want folks thinking otherwise if it weren't december...lol
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Post at 5-8-2009 04:11  Profile P.M. 
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Original...

I love them all!
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Post at 5-8-2009 08:01  Profile P.M. 
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for those that didnt use durex, happy fathers day
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