Husband/Wife jokes
1.Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
2. Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
3. Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
4. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
5. Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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