Henry and Daisy going for a sunday ride in their 05 Mercedes CLK. After a few miles a police officer stops them and approaches the car
Police: You have been going 65 with a speed limit of 50. I have to issue a speeding ticket.
Henry: Officer, I always stick to the limit. Maybe 1 or 2 over at most.
Daisy: But Henry, you were going at least 70!
Henry: Shhhh! Honey please! Let me settle this
Police: Do you know you do have a defective rearlight?
Henry: Oh really! Thanks for letting me know. I will go to the garage and have it fixed tomorrow morning!
Daisy: But Henry, that one is broken for weeks and you are jsut too lazy to go to the garage.
Henry: Shhhh, Honey please. Let me settle this.
Police: I can also see that you are not wearing a safety belt - That is another ticket.
Henry: Officer, I just unfasten the belt to reach to the back seat and get my wallet with the license when you were approaching
Daisy: But Henry, you never buckle up!
Henry: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Silence*
Officer: Ma'am does your husband always talk to you like that?
Daisy: No, Sir. Only when he is drunk...
