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Post at 6-6-2009 11:14  Profile P.M. 
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Funny Quotes

1. Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you
    leave her a virgin.


2.   Tension is when wife is pregnant!

      Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!

      Horror is when both are pregnant!

      Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!


3. The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10%   enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?



4. Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?

    To see if you really mean it!


5. Why is sex similar to shaving?

    Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do   it again.


6.  Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for
     weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.


7. Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls "olympic sex".

   Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?

   Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.

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Post at 7-6-2009 00:29  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 Dumbo's post

Numbers 2 and 3 are actually very funny.
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Post at 7-6-2009 03:45  Profile P.M. 
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Hahaha, good joke...quite funny!  
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