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Post at 20-5-2009 09:01  Profile P.M. 
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Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan and Jane are walking through the jungle when Jane finally asks a question that's been bothering her.
"Tarzan, how do you have sex?" she asks.
Tarzan shrugs, "Sex?"
Jane points down to her private area and makes a thrusting motion with her hips.
"Ahhh SEX!" Tarzan says. "Me use knot hole in tree."
Jane smiles and says, "Tarzan, there is a better way."
So Jane undresses and lays down on the jungle floor. She spreads her legs and motions for Tarzan to come over. Tarzan smiles and approaches as he removes his loin cloth. Just as he's standing over her, he lifts his leg and kicks her in the crotch.
Jane doubles over in agony. Through the pain, she screems, "What are you doing???"
Tarzan says, "Me always check for bees first."
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