Date & Time of Session: Nov 2023
Location: Analisa Bangkok
Name:  Luna
Link: https://www.analisamassage.com/our-girls
Nationality & Language: Thai, Good English, able to hold decent conversation if she wants
Face: 4/5
Body: 3.5/5
Skill: 4/5
Price & Session Length: 2500 for 90 minute tantra massage + cbj (which ended with HJ)

This would be quite a lengthy write up as I am still on the fence if the experience warranted a repeat visit.

Reading the many positive reviews, I booked Luna through Line. To their credit, the shop was very responsive in confirming the appointment.

I arrived at the shop a few minutes ahead of time and was asked by the MMS to wait for a while. A customer had opted for a lineup of the ladies and it gave me the opportunity to take a look at the other staff. After meeting Luna, I would say I would still have picked Luna based on looks.

Luna came down a few minutes after the appointed time to send off a customer. Naturally, I was not too thrilled for both our sakes that there wasn't any rest time for her, but I took care to maintain a neutral expression.

Unfortunately, the subsequent early interactions with her didn't vibe well with me, which might have unfairly clouded my interpretations of her mannerisms.

I paid the MMS the fees and nodded at Luna, her way of acknowledgement was to point at the shop sandals and a curt 'change shoes'. In the room, I tried to break the ice by sympathizing her lack of rest between sessions, to which she simply replied "its okay".

She confirmed that the massage would be for 90 minutes with a CBJ. Then the mention of the prostate massage, to which I said I would skip (does nothing for me the previous two times I've tired); she countered "why choose this package then?", so I relented and say I would give it a try.

The majority of the massage was spent in total silence, my back was oiled and rubbed, mostly by hands and occasionally by her body. Once in a while, she would breathe heavily into my ears. Periodically, she would reach around  and work on my LB.

After nearly 50(?) minutes, I was asked to flip over. That was when I managed to see her body in full. She does have a well-proportioned figure and fair skin, with Chinese facial features. She continued to work on my front, still expressionless and without any eye contact.

She then proceed to given me the PM, to which I candidly feedback that it didn't not feel enjoyable, just 'strange'. Perhaps it was an affront to a technique she prides herself on, she looked disappointed, insisting that it would add to the pleasure once I've gotten used to it.

Nearing the hour, she asked if I wanted release now or to hold off for later. I tried to clarify if it a one shot or two shot session (I would choose the one shot anyway), and she replied that it was one shot and that a massage would be carried out for the rest of session after release. I thought to myself, why book a 90 minute session instead of a 60 minute session then? She guessed what was on my mind and also said the same thing out loud. I had a previous session with Soda (no longer with the shop) and was offered a 2nd shot then, though I am not sure who was going against shop policy. To avoid more awkwardness, I didn't press about the discrepancy.

I opted for the attention to my LB to be given longer, but feeling a bit peeved I was quickly losing the mood. She noticed the loss in stiffness and reiterated that a successful PM would have made difference and that that was also why many customers do not request to go beyond 60 minutes (something about diminishing returns).

At that point, I told her to proceed with the CBJ since "she is feeling angry and not up to the mood today". She expressed surprise and apologetically explained that I had misunderstood, that she tries not to be too talkative with clients until they initiate conversations, because some clients prefer to enjoy the tantric sessions in silence. To be fair to her, she then tried to smile and chat after my feedback.

On went the condom for the CBJ, minutes passed and I wasn't feeling it. so I suggested for her to stop. She didn't give up and transited to the CBJ of the tip with the hand stroking the shaft, then the condom came off for the full-on HJ. She allowed me to fondle her perineum (with she claims she likes) and breasts, but no fingering.

There was still about 20 minutes left after my release, I turned down her offer of a head massage, so she gave me an insipid massage of the thighs and calves with some more casual chat.

I can't recall who suggested to end the session with 15 minutes left, but I guess both sides knew it was getting awkward and boring. She used the word "bored" in Thai (knowing I understand Thai), but I didn't know in context if it refers to her or me. Showered and dressed. Going down the stairs, she attempted to make more jokes to lighten the mood. Oh well, if only the ice was broken before the session.

Long story short: Attractive lady with undoubtable skills, I do see glimpses of a very charming personality at the end, regrettable to be unable to build rapport

[ Last edited by  DiamondBac at 9-11-2023 23:33 ]

@Laszlo

Agreed. I've told her that its understandably monotonous for them to have to repeat the same small talk throughout the day. She professed to have a "resting annoyed face", which is something I was occasionally accused of too.

Will look through other reviews to see if there are other providers worth trying before circling back to her

I had good experiences with Preaw. However, her speciality is also prostate massage and BDSM. Preauw and Luna are two of their BDSM/Kinky providers. At least in the past. It seems that analisamassage does not offer this anymore. Preauw has a quite bubbly personality, but can be dominant. I had great fun when i told her that she should control my orgasm. The first time i tried Tantra massage with her, Preauw squeezed 2 shots out of me. When it was time to shower, she offered to join me and release me one more time. When i chose pm only , she gave me one big release, but asked me beforehand how many shots i wanted. Preauw does not provide full service, just as an fyi.

I had a pm with Mon as well. She was quite friendly and i had a relaxed time with her. She gave me one shot.

For a while, analisamassage had oil massage by foot on the menu. I was curious and had one session. It seems that less customers book this because when i asked for a recommend technician i got no answer. At the shop i chose Cake. She has big natural breasts and is best described as a mature woman. She was very friendly and gave me two releases. One by hand and one by feet. She mentioned to me that she does not like full sex even though she is on the list of providers that offer it. She prefers massages. I am not sure if she still works there.

Getting a technician just after another customer is always suboptimal. For both, customer and technician. Maybe Luna is also bored,. Judging from the reviews, she is used to dominating guys with a strap-on.

@Irizar23       
I believe their Line ID is analisamassage1, you can double check in through the shop link posted


@Laszlo
I've heard good things about Preaw. I've realised that I tend to mirror the demeanors shown by the ladies, so bubbly girls are more MCOT if the sessions are to be enjoyable.

Maybe I might also go for the ladies that are less often picked, with the optimistic belief that they are more eager to please

Thanks for the review!  I moved nearby Analisa so am always curious to see what people think about the providers.

I've only been twice, and have asked via Line about Luna, but haven't had any luck in booking her as she seems quite popular.  From what I've gathered from reviews, it seems that she can be a bit aloof at first, but not out of rudeness, that's just her personality.  

I've tried Preaw and Nan and both were great experiences.  Preaw is a master of cock control, so if you like a long, drawn out affair with tons of teasing, she's your gal.  I also suspect she could get 4-5 shots out of me in 90 minutes if we went that route.

Nan is an extremely bubbly personality and has nice, natural Bs and a fairly slender body.  

I'm curious to try out more girls.  Have heard good things about Aoy and Nana.  Daisy and Ray look good in the photos, but I haven't seen a review of them yet.

All in all, I think Analisa is pretty good value for money, especially if you're a prostate massage fan (I am).

Based on the Line conversation with the MMS, Luna takes her off days on Tuesdays, which was that morning I messaged to indicate my interest.

I verified this with Luna later in person who said that it does not apply for every week. So if you have a specific provider in mind, give the shop ample time to fix your schedule.

I only had less than 20 seconds to look at the lineup (about 10 ladies?) requested by another customer and wasn't able to match any of the faces to photos found on the website.

Out of the lineup, I might pick one based just on looks alone, didn't have the presence of mind to ask for her name at that time.  

Looking forward to your reviews as I have not ruled out returning to the shop on my next trip

[ Last edited by  DiamondBac at 11-11-2023 09:59 ]

Yah, the photos on the website are all photoshopped to hell, so it's difficult to tell them apart.  I had a visit with Nan (she told me her name is Nancy) and then I checked the website and could barely recognize her photos.  In person she has a cute face with distinctive features, but with photoshop they just make all the girls look generic and similar.