There's been a slew of new Nuru / Massage places that recently opened in Bangkok. Here's a quick review having been to a few recently
Date & Time of Session: Mid day, April 2025
Location: g2gBKK
Name: Pam
Link:
https://g2gbkk.com/
Nationality & Language: Thai & English
Age as advertised: 22
Age: late 30's
Face: 1/5
Body: 2/5
Height: 155
Skill: 5/5
Service: 4/5
GFE: 1/5
PSE: 3/5
Price & Session Length: 2,600 baht tip for 60 minutes
Repeat: No
g2gBKK is right next to The333, and by the selection process (iPAD selection and similar format of profile pics) i'm guessing it's done by the same owner. The interior looks brand new, lobby and room. Reception was Korean man and a thai girl, who spoke Chinese. Perhaps i went too early because I wanted to squeeze a session in before heading to the airport, but there appears to be only maybe 5-6 girls working.
First and foremost, none of the ladies on their website match what i saw on the iPAD. OK - i guess different presentation? The iPAD profile of multiple fresh faced girls was certainly an upgrade from the website pictures (and sure enough it was too good to be true). I was recommended by the male manager to pick Pam for looks and service and I said OK. He led into their brand new room, and said to wait 5 minutes. Waited about 10 minutes, and still no show. Went downstairs and the receptionists were both profusely apologetic; says it's still early and the girls are doing make up. OK fine, but i'm on the clock and need to head to the airpor - should i pick someone else? No - please wait they say.
Another 5 minutes later, the person that walked in i could only describe as probably Pam's ugly aunt? Words fails me when it comes to describing her face, and this is after her attempts with make up. As much as i wanted to storm out of the room, i also at this point had little time left to pick a fight withe store manager, select someone new (probably risking the same problem), and certainly won't get my money back. So i decided - ok - let's get this over with.
Shower / clean up was very straight forward. She tried to making conversation but it was like talking to a wet market street hawker. Please - get me outta here ...
Once i got on to the bed - i basically kept my eyes closed and try to take my mind off of Skeletor's face. I was pretty sure there was very little chance that LB was going to cooperate but then came what i could only describe as pornhub level BBBJ edging. Given I was so turned off by her appearance, this was actually a very pleasant surprise - especially since she's doing this face down and i can stare at the top of head and imagine someone else. But her skillset was next level, lots of shaft / ball / tip licking and tongue play. Very very slow and gentle. I think she must've known that this was the only way that i was going to finish so she ended up edging me for the next 20-25 minutes until I erupted in a biblical way. Holy crap i have not exploded this hard in awhile, and of all people to the horror show in the room.
So end of day - i'm not going to give this shop / place a crap review because, true to the manager's words, her service was really good. But would i have picked her out of a line up if i saw her in person, not if my life depended on it. But i will say this - as i review some of the other Korean runned massage parlors in BKK - the iPAD selection pics are highly dubious and this is just the usual B&S none sense you get in places like Hong Kong. Buyers beware.
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Last edited by jku90210 at 26-4-2025 09:17 ]
