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twiceAweek Sex God UID 1044 Digest Posts 0 Credits 21117 Posts 20505 Karma 20541 Acceptance 11525 Reading Access 110 Registered 12-4-2007 Status Offline

#1 Post at 24-4-2009 22:50  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Circus A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late 60's and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The Circus Owners jaw is on the floor.. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?" The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that damn lion out of the way."

bullworker Musky Member UID 19080 Digest Posts 0 Credits 171 Posts 161 Karma 171 Acceptance 3 Reading Access 20 Registered 21-1-2009 Location UK Status Offline

#2 Post at 24-4-2009 23:11  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L This was posted yesterday by Guile, not like you to make a mistake Mr.Twice! A day without Sex is like a day without Sunshine!

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#3 Post at 25-4-2009 05:39  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #2 bullworker's post but which one's funnier? mine or his?

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#4 Post at 25-4-2009 19:37  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #3 Guile's post I read yours first and laughed, not as funny second time around when i read from Twice. A day without Sex is like a day without Sunshine!

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