No Nude Taxes
A woman vists an accountant to file her taxes.
He asks her, "what's your occupation?"
the woman says, "i'm a hooker."
the accountant balks and says, "oh, we can't say that. lets try to rephrase it."
"ok. How about 'prostitute'?" the woman suggests.
"still too crude," the accountant says.
they both think for a minute, and the woman blurts out, "let's say i'm a chicken farmer!"
"what does a chicken farmer have to do with being a prostitute?" the accountant asks.
the woman answers, "i raised 5,000 cocks last year!"
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