The pope was bored one day, and decided having played GTA the night before that it might be fun to steel a car. He walked out into the street, and the only car he could get into was a stretched limousine. The keys were in the ignition, so he fired it up and off he went. He slammed it around corners, hitting 100mph through red lights until eventually a police man sees him and pulls him over. Walking up to the car as the window whirred down, the police man thought he recognised the driver. "Drivers license please sir" he says and reads the proffered ID. "hmmm, one minute your holiness, I need to speak with the sergeant" and get on the radio.

"Sarg, I've got a bit of a problem. I've just pulled over a limo for going through 14 red lights at over 100mph and, well it's a bit of a big fish".

"Oh shit, not Berlusconi again - best pull him in to teach him a lesson".

"Its not him sir. It's bigger than that I'm afraid".

"Bigger? Shit, the Queen of England is in town. You've not pulled over Liz have you you bleeding idiot?"

"Ummm no sir, it's not a royal you'll be pleased to know. But sorry to say, but it's bigger than that and I don't know what to do"

"Who the fuck is it then if its bigger than Berlusconi and Elizabeth?"

"Well I've not looked in the back yet sarg, but what is concerning me is that his chauffeur is the pope!"