The Lone  Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian War  Party   

The  Indian Chief proclaims, "So,YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ..   

"In  honour of the Harvest Festival, You will be executed in 3 days. Before I  kill you, I grant you 3 requests.What is your FIRST  request?"

Lone  Ranger responds " I would like to speak to my  horse''  

The  Chief nods and Silver is broughtbefore  the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear,  and  the horse gallops away.  Later that evening,  Silver  returns with a beautiful blond  woman on  his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blond  enters the Lone Ranger's tent  and spends the night.

The next  morning the Indian Chief admits he's  impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse", but I will still kill you in two days."What is  your SECOND request ???"  

The Lone Ranger again  asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again  whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.  

Later that evening,  to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,  this time with a voluptuous  brunette, more attractive than the blonde..

She  enters the Lone Ranger's tent and  spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed."You are indeed a man of many  talents," but I will still kill you  tomorrow."

"What is  your LAST request ???"   

The  Lone Ranger responds, "I'd  like to speak to my horse,  ....  alone."   

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and  Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's  tent.   

Once  they're  alone, the  Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, Looks him square in the  eye and says,

Listen  Very Carefully !!!!

FOR...  THE... LAST.... TIME....

I SAID  .. "BRING   POSSE"