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cnf
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Post at 9-4-2009 21:48  Profile P.M. 
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so... whats ur occupation?

A lawyer married a woman who had divorced 8 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be, you have been married 8 times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Politician, he kept telling me how great it would be. Husband #2 was a Salesman, never tried it but told others how great it is. Husband #3 was an Engineer, he understood the process but wanted a few years to study possible methods of implementing the process. Husband #4 was in Management, he thought he knew how, was told by others how to do it, tutored and seen video clips on how but was never able to deliver. Husband #5 was a Mama's boy, she would not let him do it. Husband #6 was a Psychologist, all he did was talk about it. Husband #7 was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it. Husband #8 was a stamp collector, all he wanted to do... GOD I miss him!"

"But now that I married you, I am really excited!" "Good" said the new husband "but why?" "Because" said the new bride "You're a Lawyer, I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Post at 12-4-2009 18:32  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 cnf's post

this joke was posted a while back ago.. twice..
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Post at 13-4-2009 16:47  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 cnf's post

good fucking joke!
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Post at 14-4-2009 10:43  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 zhouyun's post

Yup - and still one of my favourites!
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Post at 14-4-2009 10:44  Profile P.M. 
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cnf, suggest you do a quick search before posting jokes in the future!
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