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Post at 6-2-2009 18:27  Profile P.M. 
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So so wrong!

A guy is sitting in his living room watching TV when all of a sudden the door bursts open and his girlfriend storms through. "You fucking asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom. Stunned, the man walks toward the bedroom, wondering 'now what have I done?'. Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!" The man responds, "Wow... pedophile... that's a big word for a 12 year old."
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Post at 7-2-2009 17:00  Profile P.M. 
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Sick but good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post at 8-2-2009 08:35  Profile P.M. 
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So so old , I told this in 2002 LIVE in front of an audience nearly got beaten to death ..... 400+ people were like WHAT THE! and there was an awkard silence for a few moments.




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Post at 8-2-2009 10:59  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #3 Kennichi's post

you're a stand up comedian ???  
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Post at 8-2-2009 20:13  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 cnf's post

kekeke....good one..
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Post at 9-2-2009 01:04  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #4 twiceAweek's post

Yes it brings in about £40 / $450 HKD for about an hour's work , I'm not a pro though in that I fill in which gets me a gig every 2-3 weeks. Its often at the frog & bucket or Jongluers when I did an open mic night and got pushed onto the stage and told them some of my nasty nasty jokes...

The general trick is to work in some corkers of jokes into your routine....

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A guy is sitting in his living room watching TV when all of a sudden the door bursts open and his girlfriend storms through. "You fucking asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom. Stunned, the man walks toward the bedroom, wondering 'now what have I done?'. Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!" The man responds, "Wow... pedophile... that's a big word for a 12 year old."


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I came home from work one night and went up stairs and found the missus packing a small suitcase.... I thought whats going on don't you love me I love you ... please stay!...

She afixed with with a scowling stare and said .... everybody says your're a paedophile...

I said oooooh thats a big word for a 9 year old!.




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Post at 9-2-2009 01:33  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #6 Kennichi's post

No wonder you nearly got beaten to death!  9-yr-old?!?!

You got any videos online, bro?




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