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IamME
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Have a nice day @ work.

LETTER FROM MANAGEMENT TO STAFF.

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy
in USA since last Christmas, Management has decided to implement a scheme to
put workers 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known
as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for
the SHAFT (Special Help After Forced Termination) scheme . Persons who have
been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW (Scheme Covering
Retired Early Workers) scheme . A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and
SCREWED as many times as management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES wi ll not be SHAFTED
or SCREWED any further by management.

Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity
Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount
of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough
SHIT, please bring to the attention of your supervisor. They have been
trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Management
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Post at 20-1-2009 11:03  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 IamME's post

I just copied and pasted this to circulate to all staff!
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Thanks for this good one could use him
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Post at 20-1-2009 18:07  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 IamME's post

Ha Ha Ha...very nice...not possible to put inot my office, I'm from Europe
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definitely gonna pass this one around work!
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