japanese banking crisis
Origami Bank folded last night.
Apparently Sumo Fund Managers went belly up and Bonsai Bank, after a period of stunted growth, now plans to cut back some of its branches.
Kamikaze Bank took a dive and 1,500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Onsen Bank has taken a bath and even Miso Bank is in the soup.
The share value of Samurai Bank has been slashed.
On the plus side, now is a good time to buy Karaoke Bank, its shares can be had for a song.
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