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Breast for sale

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with spectacular breasts and offers her $100 to let him bite them.
“Are you nuts?” she scoffs.
“What about for $1,000?” he asks.
“Listen, you sick pig,” she says. “I’m not that kind of woman.”
“You wouldn’t even do it for $10,000?” the man asks hopefully.
“You’ll pay me $10,000 to bite my breasts?” she asks. “OK, let’s go over to that dark alley.”
Once there she takes off her blouse, and the guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them.
“Hey, are you gonna bite them or what?” she huffs.
“Nah,” he shrugs. “Too expensive
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Reply #1 ninji0564's post

your jokes are getting better ninji!
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Reply #2 wackojacko's post

he's the king of the jokes section!!!
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The guy's really one sick pig.

So how much did he pay finally? Will it work in HK?
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Reply #4 gundam's post

You can always try....please report back on your success or failure!!!
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Reply #5 wackojacko's post

Nopes. Doesn't work in HK. I have 4 finger marks on my left cheek to prove it.  
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by gundam at 13-1-2009 09:16
Nopes. Doesn't work in HK. I have 4 finger marks on my left cheek to prove it.  

i would have thought that they would use a feather duster to beat you instead
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Reply #6 gundam's post

No one in HK has that big boobs, please its a myth hah!
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Reply #8 bmberman's post

you mean not natural boobs!   plenty of fake ones though!
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sick joke
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O M G. I really want to try something like that. Agree on a blowjob and tell her to first give me a HJ. When I'm about to cum, slap her hand away and wait a while. Then ask for the BJ!

Thanks for the joke ninji!
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