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Blonde in a bar

A drunk is sitting at the bar.  There is a very buxom blond a few seats down from him.  



A fellow at the other end of the bar calls for a beer.  The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.  



The glass hits the blond's breasts and spills all over them.  The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.



This happens a couple more times.  The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick her breasts.  She decks him!



He's lying on the floor moaning and groaning. "Why do you let the bartender do it?"  He asks the blonde?

  She answers: 'Because he has got-------



Can you Try and Guess her answer?



Even if you don't, you gonna love this-----













A LICKER LICENCE
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twiceAweek
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nice one bro
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[ Last edited by  mike999 at 11-10-2008 23:22 ]
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  I didn't get it......until I read it.
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awesome great
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ahahhaha
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i wonder where we can apply for one
maybe in the practical test...we could.....
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sounds really familiar this joke, did u get it from the nuts magazine???
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Blondes.... you got to love them
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Funny.  Thanks.
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