Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice,
but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.

The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me
do any work around the house. It's incredible."

The second guy says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God."

The first guy   :    "She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?"

The second guy : "Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me."
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters,
Carlsberg & Budweiser.......

Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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[ Last edited by  twiceAweek at 6-11-2015 11:58 ]