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Priest and a Nun

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The Nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?. The priest removed his hand.

But changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?

The priest apologized, “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
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Would be funnier if Psalm 129 actually said that - but it doesn't.




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i guess your punchline just got blown out ot the water by jake.  no punchline = no joke
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Reply #3 wackojacko's post

very true. I should have checked before posting. My apologies.  I got this joke from a friend and presumed it must be correct.  Is there any way to take this joke out of this forum????

I have b ecome a joke myself now
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Reply #2 Jake's post

i will appreciate if you can tell me if such statement appears in any Psalm at all.  Since you are a Legend on this Forum, kindly exercise your power to delete this post.
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Reply #1 robo's post

oh well.
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Reply #4 robo's post

Don't worry about it bro. Our SuperMod told the same joke last year:

http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... amp;extra=page%3D12

     




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Reply #7 Jake's post

Now jake, how did you manage to dig that up?
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Reply #5 robo's post

I've read all 155 psalms many times, including in their original Hebrew, and can confirm the statement doesn't
appear in any of them.




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Reply #8 goodjob's post

FYI - Jake was a preacher in his earlier life and this story was actually true ...
after his encounter with this nun Jake started a new life and beacme a born again 141 monger !      
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Reply #10 twiceAweek's post



sorry twice,  i didnt know it was a repeat joke that was already posted by  you. I did go through all the jokes posted on this forum but dont know how i missed it.

next time i would be more careful.

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Reply #11 robo's post

NP ... there are lots of repeat jokes here, can't expect to remenber all of them !

Must say Jake has a memory like an elephant !
Its a compliment Jake !    
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Reply #4 robo's post

Robo, no dramas man.  Looks like your not the chruch going type.....like many of us.
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Reply #13 wackojacko's post

lol@dramas. no i dont go to church!
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