A sailor gets leave shore and goes to the pub and gets a skinful. Feeling horney he makes his way to the red light district and knocks on a door. The madam asks what he wants and the sailor says that he has $100 left and what can he get for that?
The madam says to follow her and leads him into a dark room and leaves him. Within a minute a beautiful WG comes in and the sailor has the best sex of his life.
Some weeks later the sailors ship arrives at the same port. After drinking too much he arrives at the brothel door after remembering how good his time was last time. This time he has only $50 left and the madam takes him through to a darkened room and tells him that for his $50 she can provide a pig. The sailor accepts and indeed he is confronted with a real pig. He is so desparate after being at sea for some weeks he rogers the pig for some time. Satisfied he leaves.
Some months later the sailor finds himself with leave shore at the same port. Drinks way too much and as usual weeks out some gratification. He finds himself at the door of the same brothel and this time has only $20 left after his drinking exploits. The madam takes the $20 and tells him to follow her. He climbs up some flights of stairs and opens a door where he sees a large group of men looking down into a room. He peeks down and sees a man and a woman having sex and turns to the bloke next to him and comments that this is great. The bloke next to him retorts and says to the sailor, thats nothing, you should have been here a couple of months ago they had a bloke fucking a pig!
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