Bro, if you are losing it the worst thing you can do is try to hide it... Just face fact your going bauld and go with it. The best thing you can now do is go out a buy a clipper and use the #2 attachment.
Chicks dig a guy with the confidence to face bauldness this way

and really it is not an issue.
I have been #2 for over 10 years, basically as soon as it started thinning it was, RIGHT off with this fucking shit. WHats more you really save money on shampoo, i buy a bottle about once every two years now.
Now if you are FAT and bauld, then you are in trouble

... so better hit the gym...