Dead Cat
My cat wasn't very well so I took it to the vets. The vet said, "before I look at your cat it'll be £50." "No worries, just fix it" I replied.
He looked at the cat and said "its dead." "It can't be - I want a second opinion." So the vet goes to the waiting room and asks the
owner of a black Labrador if he could borrow it. He then turns to the dog and says" just check out whether the cat is dead."
The dog sniffed my cat, looked at the vet and said "nope, its dead" "I still don't believe you - I want a third opinion."
So off he goes into the waiting room again and this time comes back with another cat. He says to the cat "just check that this is dead."
Sure enough the cat sniffs around my cat, looks to the vet, shakes his head and says "no its dead."
"OK" I say - I believe you here is the £50 - "No, no says the vet, its £200 now." "What do you mean?" "Well there was a £50 initial
consultation fee, then you had a lab report and then you had a cat scan!"
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