I still cant believe it.

I went to the dentist today.  It was a late after noon appointment and I had to wait for a while as the dentist was running late. So I say in the recliner in the waiting room, reclined and picked up a magazine and next minute I hear the voice of the blonde receptionist saying "Whats that"?
I opened my eyes and there she was standing in front of me .

I said whats what? and she said "that" pointing at my crotch>

ffs, Ive cracked a woody when I dropped off to sleep in the recliner and it was pushing my loose trousers up like a fucking circus tent.

I adjusted myself very quickly and apologised.. she smiled and walked off telling me the dentist wouldnt be long.....
It was a little embarrassing when I settled the account with her and made another appointment...

She booked me in for another last time slot . As I turned away from the counter to walk out she said, " dont worry Il;l wake you up again next time" with a smile on her face..

I am still blushing, but  who knows? I might be able to file a report on the dental receptionist soon...lol

Recently I had one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

I'd been chatting with this girl for a while, met her on a BDSM website and she sounded like good fun, very submissive and deliciously kinky, Indo DH. She texted me to come and meet her at HKC, and as I was alone for the night, I decided to go and meet her. If you have been with any of these girls, you tend to recognise those who are off their face on drugs by the metallic smell on their breath, and she most definitely was off her face.

We ended up back at my place, late after drinks in HKC ad Boracay, I knew that my regular Sunday girl wanted to come round in the morning, but knew that previously she'd be round between 10 and 11. So I was more than a little shocked when my phone rang at 6am, and yes, it was my Sunday girl... Fuck, she's downstairs and wants to come in.

"You can't come up babe" I said, "there is someone here..."

I jump out of bed, fuck, fuck fuck.... shake the Indo girl but she's spark out after all the booze and drugs. After about an hour I managed to get her out of my apartment, and called up my Sunday girl, she's up the road in McDonalds and FUCK YOU she says...

A few weeks earlier I had broken with my previous Sunday girl, told her I wanted to concentrate on the cute 23 year old HK girl who was away on holiday while all this was going on, but that's another story. My current Sunday girl knew about her and had seen her picture on my phone, but had never met her.

So after Indo girl had left I went to McD's to try and make my peace with Sunday girl. I see her sitting at a table with another girl, her back was to me so I couldn't see who it was. I walk up and kiss her on the cheek, then turn my face to see who she was with, and it was only my previous Sunday girl, Oh my fucking god... What is she doing here now, with my current Sunday girl... I'd told her I didn't want to see her again because of the HK girl,and here I am with this new Sunday girl and an Indo drug addict's arse all over my bed. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck...

It turns out my ex Sunday girl had been in a hotel with a tourist and had dropped in to McD's for breakfast, we'd seen each other the night before as we are still very good friends, and she had completely randomly asked to share the table with my current Sunday girl. My current SG looks over to the ex and says  "you know [my name] don't you" and they strike up a conversation...

It was the most amazing, crazy fucking day of my life, and to cap it off the current SG and I took a bottle of Tequila onto the beach and got hammered together.

I fucking LOVE Hong Kong

[ Last edited by  Iamthestig at 3-7-2014 01:59 ]

I've never quite had that happen.  But it certainly sounds like she enjoyed it, and is looking forward to more.  Ask her out, Bro!

When I was about 17, 18 or so I once had a mate's mother fondle the hell out of me inside a bar!!!!!

We all went out as big gang, and she was the young "cool" mom who would randomly join in every now and then.

We all got drunk.  Quite drunk.  She was sitting beside me and casually flirting all nite (as she did with everyone).  I mentioned I just lost my lighter and was searching the table for it.  She leans in close, "Did you check your pockets" and digs her hand into my front pocket and all over my dick.  A good thorough search.  hehe.  No one saw, but holy fuck!!!!  right?  Shortly thereafter, she says again "I think I did feel something in your pocket..., I'll check" and I let her do it again.  Damn near jerking me off under the table.  !!!!  I let it happen, until her son bumps her hard and says "what the fuck are you doing!??!"

Deny, deny, deny!!  Nothing mate!!  Everyone staring at us now...   fucking weird moment!  Stupid too!!  Embarrassing as hell when word got around what it was that made him upset.  Shite!

great stories guys.
obe, I think you are correct. ;)

No chance with the dental girl. Wife goes to the same dentist

I agree with you ... girls love guys whom are taken.