My afternoon – an “unexpected” start and a very happy ending
My afternoon – an “unexpected” start and a very happy ending
This is a combination chat and report, but since I’m not going to follow the standard report template, I’m putting this in the chat section.
OK, here goes. Most of the time, my experience with 141 hotel girls has been less than satisfactory for a variety of reasons, including: body hair (why do so many seem to have hairy pits?), not living up to expectation of the photos, girl going through the motions, or lack of connection. The lack of connection, I felt, was mostly due to the business-like manner due to inability to communicate --- I speak English and most of the girls don’t. The couple of times I’ve had a great experience have been with a European where language wasn’t an issue, the connection was there, and it was a GFE.
Anyway, I was browsing another website (rhymes with “nice fisters”), which I do every now and again, and came across a listing for a Samanta Nicole (probably meant to read “Samantha”, but anyway). She had this sexy look in her eyes and looked Filipina, which meant she spoke English, which is a plus for me.
My wife is out of town, and I hadn’t had sex in about a week and was horny as hell. I called her up and made a booking in her Wanchai hotel, and once I confirmed the time, I took a V and waited the half-hour or so before heading over there. Following is my account of the unexpected start to my afternoon…
She opens the door and there are a couple of others WGs in there that are on the way out. The room was a pig-stie, which is a total turnoff for me and should have been a warning, but since I was so horny and V’d up, I stayed. She looks pretty much exactly as she does in the pictures I saw and spoke perfect English.
We started DFKing and she started to undress me. I took off her top and started sucking her tits, and they were definitely fake --- they were as hard as a rock and had no give to them. I suggested we take a shower so I got up and headed over and she made to join me, which she did after undressing. We started kissing/fondling in the shower, and she was very shy about me touching her, which was weird. I tried to touch her tits, she kinda shied away, I tried to touch her puss, ditto, her ass, ditto. I started to get a strange feeling at this time…it was just something about her…Many of you will already know where I’m going with this…. I reached down to touch her puss, and it felt weird. It was wet, as it should have been, but it didn’t feel exactly right. I reached further back and that was when it got really strange. I’m not even sure exactly what I felt…I guess it was a dick, but where was it? It was as if “she” stuck it back and into her ass or something. It wasn’t just taped back there…it was buried and hidden….swear to god, it was weird! I yanked my hand away, jumped out of the shower, and said “You’re not a fxxxing girl!”. “She” said: “Is there something wrong”, but I was too busy drying off and throwing on my clothes to fxxxin respond. I was out of there in less than 2 minutes, and no, I didn’t give her a dollar. I also didn’t deck “her”, which I was so inclined to do, because well…you never know what “she” may have had in her purse. But I was so tempted.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. How could you not have known, you gotta be kidding me, etc. No, and I’m not inexperienced either. I saw M Butterfly and thought the man was gullible as hell (but then again, he had a relationship with a “she” for many years as I recall, and he never knew he was doing “her” up the ass instead of the puss, so I guess that does make him gullible as hell.)
Anyway, back to me and my experience. What the hell was she? She wasn’t a shemale, as in a pre-op tranny, who has tits and a dick. She definitely had some kind of hole up front, but is it possible “she” had both? I swear, I’m going to have nightmares over this.
Now for the happy ending…after I left and calmed down, I was still horned up and the V was ready to work. I had a list of about 10 numbers, with Suki at the top. And by the way, I had her at the top even before Jake’s stellar report of her…in the pictures, she is a hottie. Anyway, I called the 007 and he says she’s available and to come to a TST hotel. This is weird, because I’m so used to not getting my first choice, but I hurried over there and brought my list just in case of the old switcheroo, which I was expecting. I get to the hotel, wait about 10 minutes, get called back and head up. And she is exactly the same Suki as in the pictures.
I will say that Jake was exactly right about her, in terms of looks, body, great personality, etc. She even spoke a tiny bit of English, which is a plus (I’m going full circle here…see top). Anyway, Jake pretty much summed her up, and I had almost the exact same experience as Jake (almost…) The way she said “no” when I asked to kiss her, the way she parted her lips during sex, the way she said I was HUGE, etc.
In short, I would definitely retry (Suki, that is!), and I would recommend her to my closest friends. Be nice to her…she is a sweetheart.
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