A Good Deal
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
"Certainly sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"ONE CENT?" exclaimed the man.
The bartender replied "Yes".
So the man glances over at the menu and asks,"Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a fried egg?"
"Certainly sir" replies the bartender, "but that costs real money."
"How much money?" inquires the man.
"4 cents" he replied.
"FOUR CENTS?" exclaims the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replies, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man says,"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business!!"
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