Jackson is suffering from terrible migraine headaches for a couple of years. He finally decides to see a doctor about them. The doctor examines him and says that his balls are too big and are hanging wrong which is the cause of his headaches. The doctor says that the only cure is to cut them off. Ole Jackson says “No way.”
A couple of months go by and the headaches keep getting worse so Jackson finally agrees to the operation.

After a couple of days he is released from the hospital and on his way home decides to stop at Izzy Schwartz’s haberdashery and get a complete new outfit.

He goes in and tells Izzy that he wants everything from hat to shoes. Izzy looks at him for a couple of minutes and starts writing down his measurements.

Hat – size 6 7/8.
Shirt – 15 neck, 32 sleeve
Suit jacket – 42 regular
Suit pants – 36 waist, 32 inseam
Shoes – size 10
Socks – size 10
Undershirt – large
Under shorts – size 36.

Jackson says “That’s amazing, you just looked at me and got almost all my measurements correct.”

Izzy says “I’ve been a tailor for 34 years and I got ALL your measurement correct.”

Jackson replied “No, you missed one. I wear size 34 shorts.”

Izzy tells Jackson “No, you wear 36 shorts. If you wear size 34 they will squeeze your balls and give you migraine headaches.”