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Post at 22-11-2012 08:21  Profile P.M. 
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Susie

Man is reading the morning paper, wife walks up from behind and smacks him in the back of the head.

Man said, "Ouch, what you do that for?".

Wife says," I found this girl's number, Susie in your pocket".

Man says, " Honey I was at the horse races yesterday, Susie is the horse in the third race."

Wife says, " OH honey I am so sorry".

Later that night the man is watching the ball game on TV.
BANG!

Wife hits him over the head with the iron, knocks the man out completely. He wakes up and says, " honey why , why did you hit me?".

Wife says, " YOUR HORSE JUST CALLED!"
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