Bu-kk-ake X-offender: A good Knight craves forbearance


Lords, Nobles, Fellow Knights and others of our Worthy Order …I bow before thee and welcome judgement on mine actions …for fear that some amongst you may opine that I have acted in manners at variance with our customary mores …

Pray give me leave to me tell my story …and then judge as ye see fit …for I seek to conceal nothing except my modesty …

You know me …I am the Jousting Knight who hath fearlessly made way throughout the trogledite-ridden wastes of Wanchai and TST rescuing maidens in distress … comforting them with my pink sceptre, and in turn relieving them of fiscal worries …

…and you have seen my accounts most poetical recorded in the archives here for posterity …and let it be known that twas I who first chanced upon the Legend known here as the Holy Gaile (of whom more than one amongst you must remember that lass of the insatiable cunny what!) …

And yet you will have noted my absence from this high forum these last twelve months …an neglect not purposive, but visited upon me by a loss of libidinous vigor and a gloominess of spirit ere unto the darkest of my days, which we may calleth a melancholia …a illness of the mind of a depressive nature ….accompanied by troth with a humiliating impotence to boot …

…and that’s why I had for so long not ridden out …until one evensong of the week last …I saw a posting herein of a gentleman squire offering the services of a young maiden of the locale …who he claimed was willing to partake in the ancient shamonic rite of the bu-kk-ake …she also being available for more private bookings …

….the mere reading of his assertion was enough …for I felteth a stirring in mine own loins the like of which me though had departed forever …and so I kindly asked of this honorable fellow the contact information of said maiden …which in all goodliness he did duly provide …

….there then followed a most humiliating experience on my part …for I did meet with that Lady in a small hostel whose comfortable rooms are hired by the hour-glass …but horrors …mine rod would not tumesce and no act of coitus or other coupling could be completed betwixt us …

…mine embarrassment complete, I came to know it was the prospect of the ritual fornication that had excited me so …

…and thus when I came to hear of another planned ceremony of the bu-kk-ake  I sought to join that unholy communion, there being apparently three potential participants   …and indeed was most felicitously provided with the when and where by the kindly gentleman already referred to above …thus making a quartet of men to pleasure the Lady …

….but ….and here me thinketh I may have put a chain-mailed boot into mine own mouth parts …for I did a thing most foolish …I asked the Lady in question for her permission to attend …my mens rea was that it wouldst be disquieting nay cowardly if I were to arrive there yet unannounced …

….but the Lady tricked me …for most vehemently did she deny ever having partaken in any such unspeakably monstrous acts …enquiring instead how it was that I knew of the planned ritual …to which I foolishly replied …’why ‘tis common knowledge, being paraded on the parish notice-board in these parts’ …Gadzooks she was furious with rage, demanding to know which evil miscreant could have so exposed her to infamy …


…Yikes! …by this time I was much afeared of an awful misstep on mine own part …and indeed too late it was …for the Master of Ceremonies admonished me for my indiscretion …for which I ofcourse immediately proffered a fulsome genuflective apology …

…but alas and alack ….too late ….for the next missive was that the ceremony was cancelled at notice rudely short …purportedly for lack of space at a suitable Inn …

…next thing, as has been noted by my fellow Knight Gwailo-de-Player …any and all referrence to the Lady and the rite of bu-kk-ake have since vanished from our parish board …leaving us none the wiser …other than some obscure reference to X-files to which we have accessth  not…


…and that’s it …condemn me who will …If I have broken our code then may ignominy befall me and let the devil spawn seed of a thousand Jackals choke my throat ...and may I rightly be banished from this place if that is your view …but if an inquisition of the acts of others is called for, then let them speak for themselves …

…I remain,  your First Knight ….Huzzah!

The infamous thread,

The brave lad who arranged such fayre,

The beautiful and brave Helen of Troy (oops, wrong genre)  who so kindly agreed to participate in our gentlemanly sport,

All woefully banished by the Forum gods  that to the deepest darkest depths of Mordor.

Alas.



Gwailo-de-Player

Keepest on fornicating, verily

[ Last edited by  gwailoplayer at 1-12-2012 16:29 ]

The original thread was closed and moved to restricted section.

We concludes that the said arrangment and discussion constitute as Enjo Kosai and direct marketing of compensated dating via 141 forum platform.

We thank you for your sharing and offering but to avoid exposure to local  LEs / authorities paying special interest to this activity in our forum, we have no option but to close the thread.

For those who do not know the legal and rules on Enjo Kosai in Hong Kong, few years ago, authorities were calmping this activities in Hong Kong and few were prosecuted. Some local forum sites were shut down.

As a precautionary, ant topic related to compensated dating / enjo kosai is currently disallowed in the forum.

In the meant time, you may take this arrangment to another platform and other means of communication.

Thank you for your understanding and support.




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