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lich13 (World peace) Musky Member UID 8110 Digest Posts 0 Credits 172 Posts 165 Karma 172 Acceptance 0 Reading Access 20 Registered 6-2-2008 Location Hong Kong, Toronto, Beijing Status Offline

#1 Post at 9-2-2008 18:29  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Business lectures from someone else... 1) Once a bird who migrated from South to the Far North. He felt so cold when he met a bull. Bull said" no worries. My friend. I may have a way to make you warm..." The bull excreted a shit and he claimed it should make the bird warm. After that , he left. The bird felt so desperated that staying in a shit might be his only choice to stay survived. So he determinded to stayed on the top of shit to survive. The bull's word worked and he felt so warm. Then he felt so happy and sang. His song drew a cat's attention and sooner the cat catched the bird promtly and ate him. Lesson: 1) Someone who tries to help you by talking bull-shit is not necessarily you friend. 2) Someone who throws shit on you is not necessarily your enemy. 3) When u're in a deep shit, never let anyone know u're in a deep shit. [ Last edited by  lich13 at 10-2-2008 05:52 ] Viva Liberte!

lich13 (World peace) Musky Member UID 8110 Digest Posts 0 Credits 172 Posts 165 Karma 172 Acceptance 0 Reading Access 20 Registered 6-2-2008 Location Hong Kong, Toronto, Beijing Status Offline

#2 Post at 9-2-2008 18:35  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L 2) When a body was created, different organs debated who should be the boss. Feets argued that they need to bear the pressure from the ground everyday when hands argued human needed to use hands daily. Other organs also started giving their solid reason. Now came the ass-hole to make his speech. Suddenly, there was a dead silence and a bust of laughes since no organ expected ass-hole woul dare to be the boss. Ass-hole said, "Very well. Let me protest". Sooner , ass-hole stopped functioning and he refused to release wastes from the body. Then very organ felt so ill and they surrendered. All of them wasted ass-hole should be the boss. Lesson learnt: Don't be mad with your boss----only an ass-hole can be our boss in the very end. [ Last edited by  lich13 at 9-2-2008 18:37 ] Viva Liberte!

sulasno Master Mongerer UID 190 Digest Posts 0 Credits 6524 Posts 6414 Karma 6523 Acceptance 20 Reading Access 80 Registered 23-2-2007 Status Offline

#3 Post at 9-2-2008 22:37  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L do you want to read all the Jokes before posting in Jokes

lich13 (World peace) Musky Member UID 8110 Digest Posts 0 Credits 172 Posts 165 Karma 172 Acceptance 0 Reading Access 20 Registered 6-2-2008 Location Hong Kong, Toronto, Beijing Status Offline

#4 Post at 10-2-2008 09:18  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #3 sulasno's post did i do sth wrong...!? Viva Liberte!

Jake (The Snake: King of 141) Master Mongerer UID 2553 Digest Posts 0 Credits 5607 Posts 3938 Karma 5594 Acceptance 259 Reading Access 80 Registered 20-7-2007 Status Offline

#5 Post at 10-2-2008 14:27  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #4 lich13's post Don't worry about Sulasno bro. I'd like to say you'll get used to him, but you probably won't.    It's just that variations of your jokes have been told before. But, as there are now nearly 300 jokes, I don't think anyone should be expected to read them all before posting their own.   Live Life With Passion

lich13 (World peace) Musky Member UID 8110 Digest Posts 0 Credits 172 Posts 165 Karma 172 Acceptance 0 Reading Access 20 Registered 6-2-2008 Location Hong Kong, Toronto, Beijing Status Offline

#6 Post at 10-2-2008 16:19  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #5 Jake's post must it be adult contacts? or they are too boring? just wondering....... I do not wish to look "special" or whatsoever.. rather.. i just wish to share... [ Last edited by  lich13 at 10-2-2008 16:27 ] Viva Liberte!

twiceAweek Sex God UID 1044 Digest Posts 0 Credits 21117 Posts 20505 Karma 20541 Acceptance 11525 Reading Access 110 Registered 12-4-2007 Status Offline

#7 Post at 10-2-2008 16:55  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L In the jokes section - any joke is fine Suggest you look through some of the previous jokes (esp. the ones thats been rated) so you can get a feel of this section.

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