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arianmale1975 Carnal Conqueror UID 73812 Digest Posts 0 Credits 355 Posts 119 Karma 354 Acceptance 29 Reading Access 30 Registered 4-9-2011 Status Offline

#1 Post at 15-9-2011 01:45  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L The pet squirrel A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made him yell so loud. The thief replied in pain, "When your fucking squirrel took my ass for a hollow in a tree -I held out then it took my balls for nuts I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry the nuts into the hollow I cracked up." My sexual preference is often!

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