Manners & Nature's call
Trying to teach good manners, a teacher asked her students
'Jack, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Jack said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite'
What about you Pete, how would you say it ?'
Pete said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table..
And you, Arian, can you use your brains for once, and show us any good manners that you may have?'
Arian said, "I would say: Darling, please may I be excused for a moment? A friend just called, I have to shake him a little and whom I hope to introduce to you, after dinner in bed."
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