2011-2012 Tax Code
The only thing that the Government has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER: effective January 1st, 2012, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The tax slabs are as follows:
5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax 20.00
10 - 20 cm. Privilege Tax 100.00
20 - 25 cm Pole Tax 200.00
25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax 300.00
Males exceeding 30 cm must file capital gains.
Those under 10 cm are eligible for a tax refund.
NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
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