Johnhk02
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Post at 12-8-2011 21:19  Profile Site P.M. 
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Lie detector

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mum

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bohica   7-9-2011 22:17  Acceptance  +1   A truly slap happy joke!
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Post at 18-8-2011 00:51  Profile P.M. 
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This joke is very funny, hope it won't happen to me, lol
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