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Post at 27-8-2011 08:26  Profile P.M. 
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Man goes to the Doctor and says 'I've got this sex problem'.

'well, tell me about your average day' says the Doctor.

'Well, it starts in the middle of the night, my wife always wakes me up at 3am for some and then again at 5 so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I have to go to work'

'Oh I see' said the Doctor.

'No, hang on,' said the man, '...you see, when I get on the train to work, I meet this girl everyday and we get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there.'


'Oh...now I see' said the Doctor.

'No you don't,' said the man, 'When I get to work, my secretary really fancies me so I have to give her one in the storeroom.'

'Oh...now I see' said the Doctor.

'No, no, no' said the man, 'When I go to lunch at the staff canteen, I meet a dinner lady I'm very fond of and we nip out the back for a quickie.'

'Now I understand' said the Doctor.

'No, hang on,' said the man, 'When I get back to work in the afternoon, my boss who is a very demanding lady threatens to sack me unless I satisfy her sexually.'

'Ahhh...,' the Doctor, 'now I see...',

'No, there is more,' said the man, 'when I get home, my wife is so pleased she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards.'

'Well, what is your problem?' asked the Doctor.

'Well....' said the man, 'It hurts when I masturbate.'
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