An American businessman flies to Japan for business. After his first meeting conducted with translators, the Japanese executive personally invites the American for a round of golf the next day. Surprised that the Japanese executive invited him in English, the American accepts the invitation and made a goal to learn some Japanese, for he know virtually new nothing of the language.

That night, the American businessman calls for a companion. A beautiful Japanese woman arrives that evening. They proceed to have sex. In the heat of passion, the woman (who speaks little English) screams "Fuka no Ana! Fuka no Ana!" Taking pride in fulfilling his manly duties in satisfying his companion for the night, the businessman takes a mental note of this Japanese expression for a compliment.


The next day, the American arrives at the golf course eager to play.
The rounds were pretty normal until the last hole when the Japanese executive makes an extremely difficult shot.
Everybody applauds and celebrate. The American is quick to compliment the Japanese executive. "Fuka no Ana! Fuka no Ana!"

Suddenly, everyone became quiet. One of the Japanese associates turn to the American and asks, "What do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"