One day, Dopey and Grumpy are shopping at the mall when Dopey decides to enter a raffle to win a trip to meet the Pope.  About 2 weeks later, Dopey gets a phone call that he won and that him and a friend will be flown to the Vatican, so he invites his good friend, Grumpy, to come along.  
They arrive and they are standing in front of the Pope when Grumpy starts telling Dopey, “Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!”
Dopey gets all embarrassed and says, "Nooo, nooo, I can't."
The Pope hears this and says,“Dopey, we are all children of God, don't be afraid.  Go ahead and ask me your question”
Dopey looks up shyly and says, “Ok. Mr. Pope, are there any nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies,”Why yes Dopey, my son.  We have nuns all over the world.”
"Ok, thank you." replies Dopey.
"NO! Ask him the WHOLE question, Dopey" demands Grumpy.
"I can't" says Dopey as his face turns red.
The pope interjects again and says, "Dopey, my son, please.  Do not be afraid.  Ask me your question"
"Ok, do they have any midget nuns in Alaska?" asks Dopey
This question actually throws the Pope off a little and he has to take a minute to think before finally replying, “Well, my son.....no.  I actually don't think we have any midget nuns anywhere.”
At this response, Grumpy nudges Dopey and says, "Sweet Dopey, you fucked a penguin!"