Came accross this from some guy's facebook.

I laugh my ass off reading this:

1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死，唔見你死。

2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行?

3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。

4 "I saw a pork chop"
我見到件豬扒啊。

5 Are you road?
你係咪路啊？

6 What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？

7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？

8 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐。

9 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有種，我會俾D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！

10 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。

11 I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。

12Two five son.
二五仔
13 Piano piano green.
琴琴青

14 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D顏色你睇睇！

15 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲動。

16 People mountain people sea .
人山人海。

17 What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?

18 I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！

19 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野

20 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

21 You see road carefully
你小心睇路

22 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。

23 Do the world
做世界。
。
。
24 King eight egg.
王八蛋

25 High hand.
高手

26 DO YOU Old dot ME?
你老點我呀?

27 One old water
一舊水

28 I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！

29 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

30 Pump water.?
抽水

31 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
。
32 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦

33 I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!

34 Collect skin
收皮

35 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！

36Laugh die me.
笑死我。

37 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
!

[ Last edited by  hunter at 26-11-2010 00:34 ]

That's some funny shit!

Now can someone come up with non-literal translations that
explain what the slang expressions mean?

I think I can figure out #16 and #17, but #28?

Here's a translation attempt by an ABC.

1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死，唔見你死。
Translate: Something along the lines of "If everyone jumps off a bridge, would you?"

2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行?
Translate:  "How am I supposed to face my friends/colleagues?"

3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。
Translate:  "If you have the guts, let's throw down"

4 "I saw a pork chop"
我見到件豬扒啊。
Translate:  "I saw a ugly (chick)"

5 Are you road?
你係咪路啊？
Translate:  "Are you making any sense (crazy)?"

6 What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？
Translate:  "Who are you?"

7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
Translate:  "Do you think you're  better than me?"

8 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐。
Translate:  "I give you respect."

9 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有種，我會俾D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！
Translate: "You got guts.  I'll show you what I got.  Bro's attack!"

10 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
Translate: "I have bad luck today"

To be continued...

11 I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。
Translate: "I need to escape/get out of here"

12Two five son.
二五仔
Translate: "Snitch"

13 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
Translate: "???"

14 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
Translate: "I'll show you my power"

15 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲動。
Translate:  "???"

16 People mountain people sea .
人山人海。
Translate: "There's lots of people everywhere"

17 What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
Translate: "What the hell are you talking about?"

18 I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！
Translate: "I fear you have power"

19 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野
Translate:  "Bitch, you're lucky this time"

20 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
Translate: "Bullshiter"

21 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
Translate: "You better watch out"

22 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
Translate: "You better watch out"

23 Do the world
做世界。
Translate: "Doing criminal acts"

24 King eight egg.
王八蛋
Translate: "Son of a bitch (not literally)"

25 High hand.
高手
Translate: "Someone with ability, a professional"

26 DO YOU Old dot ME?
你老點我呀?
Translate: "You're trying to trick me?"

27 One old water
一舊水
Translate: "$100"

28 I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！
Translate: "???"

29 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
Translate: "Pay up"

30 Pump water
抽水
Translate: "Coping a feel"

31 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
Translate: "??? Giving your group a beating"

32 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
Translate: "Go home and suck a dick"

33 I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!
Translate: "I'm not giving you anything"

34 Collect skin
收皮
Translate: "Cut it out"

35 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
Translate "Shut up"

36Laugh die me.
笑死我。
Translate: "I laughed so hard I could die"

37 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
Translate: "Stay right there, don't move"

Again this is a translation from an ABC.  If there's any corrections please feel free to correct me.  Also there were a few phrases that I didn't understand so if any bros know the answer, please contribute!

28 means....as if I know you, i.e. I am not your buddy or good fren.
Mouse is sort of insignificant. Means I dont even know you if r actually a mouse.

this sounds like phrases from young and dangerous lolol.

hahahha what the water are you!?
thats great good post!

Hey Hunter try translating 九叔?

How about

10 ha 10 ha OR 0n 99 OR On dog dog = slow/retarded

Dog pussy

Trick ghost eat tofu

Knees eat tofu

Pussy face

Dick face

Open door see mountain

Blow water

Don't be so inch!

I still like my favorite one:

I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!

Oh yea and also:  You what Call Lee?

[ Last edited by  sexpert at 1-12-2010 01:33 ]

Here's some more. I found with translations included.

http://www.asianload.com/forums/ ... ex.php?t116026.html

Here's a site that teaches you how to pronounce some of the canto slang

http://www.learnchineseez.com/cantonese-slang/index.html