One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of
a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll
jump up and have myself a meal."

Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to
itself, "If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump
up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."

As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to
himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump,
the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."

Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself, "If
that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will
lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the
bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter."

However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and
thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump,
the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat
will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."

At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed
the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat
grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the
lake.

The moral of this story is:
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"When the fly drops six inches the pussy will get wet."

    

but what do you do with a wet pussy ???