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Blonde wants alligator shoes

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" SoThe blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water,
shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of
the swamp.

Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.. "SHIT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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Reply #1 Guile's post

nice nice ahahahhahahahahh
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shopkeeper can explain to that lady.

"young one didn't have your size, if you want size 8.5 try someone double length then you since they have 4 legs."

"and don't shoot male one, you know... you won't like the smell."
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Reply #3 sron63's post

what the F*uck are you on about?
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Reply #4 Guile's post

i'm just keep joking for this crocodile story.

that lady is trying to get alligator shoes in wrong way, why not make it more funny?
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I love blonde jokes.....
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I love blonde jokes too
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