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#1 Post at 28-11-2007 18:50  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Psalm 129 A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!

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#2 Post at 28-11-2007 23:32  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L   and to think that the only one I know is John 3:16

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#3 Post at 29-11-2007 06:33  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L haha.. I can already imagine a second part to this joke... something along the lines of when he goes further up, he finds a penis..

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#4 Post at 29-11-2007 11:55  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #3 zeroz's post

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#5 Post at 29-11-2007 12:09  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #3 zeroz's post That'll be ..... David 107 ...

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