looks like this is the only place i can put up a post T.T..
but really do hope u guys enjoy the jokes... if it doesn't make sense.. well blame it on my poor english ^^

here goes.

There are 3 hunters... went out to the woods to hunt.. after awhile.. they got lost...it's turning dark.. and they r desperate..
then they spot a house..they went there and knock...an old geezer came out..., explained their situation to him, and he agreed to let them stay, on one condition.. they shall not sleep with his daughter(wow i forgot.. is this spelt right?) or he'll kill them...as the night went by... the next morning.. the old geezer found out all three slept with his daughter..., taking out his shotgun... readily to shot alll 3 of them to nothing.....but his daughter plead for them...he then agreed to let them go, only if they go out and find 3 of a kind of a fruit(if u don't understand example: 3xbanana) and take them back. so they all went out and find their fruits..

1st one came back with 3 grapes...then the old guy says..:"Take off ur pants...and bend down!"  "i'm going to shove these grapes in ur ass(arse)...if u make any noise.. i'll blow your head away" the hunter kept quiet while he shoved all the grapes in. "All rite.. you may go"

2nd one came back with 3 apples...the old guy says the same thing again...he went for the 1st one... the hunter could still hold it...
then the second one...he stills makes no sound... as the old guy about to put in the 3rd apple in.. the hunter LOL'ED.., and got his head blew away...when his spirit goes to heaven... an angel ask him... :"Why did u laugh??? u almost made it alive..."
he replies,,:"i can hold it... it's just that i saw my other mate(friend) come back with 3 DURIANS

N.B now i tell this joke assumming that u guys should know wht this fruit looks like...^^
for all those who doesn't... it's big, spiky... and it stinks..(for sum people) for it it smells like heaven...^^

thanks for sharing the joke
there are many variations ..................
there was one posted before but not on durians

to many not accustomed to the smell of the fruit durian, it really stinks
but to those who love it, they simply adore it

Durian is also known as the King of  fruits;
but beware when eating this fruit; the properties of this fruit is "heaty" and should never be taken with alcohol especially brandy though I would take just one seed with beer;
Mangosteen, another fruit that is available whenever durians are in season are eaten to counter the heatiness of durians; another alternative would be to use the outer parts of the durians (I do not know how to describe it) which hold the fruit, fill it with cold water and drink it from the outer husk

Durians ...   never could bring myself to touch the stuff  

a little correction to this part

"another alternative would be to use the outer parts of the durians (I do not know how to describe it) which hold the fruit, fill it with cold water and drink it from the outer husk"

it's actually water added with a lil salt, well tht's how i was taught...
bottom line...u eat plenty of this... u need to drink plenty of water....
and do note, ur breath... will stinks for hours.... and ur piss, will smell exactly like it...
^^ enjoy

you are correct about the part adding salt;

but I thought I didn't want to include it;

I have been telling some bros to add add to their beer, etc