Originally posted by TonyToro at 11-2-2010 20:52
the only part I have a problem with is when the guy's dick falls out of the chick's pussy, and theother GUY handles the erect penis AND slides it back in... NO NO NO!!! handling another man's dick is ...
I have a theory based on Jap porn that a huge population of Japanese men are gay or at least bi. Often times I'm enjoying a nice Japanese porn and it would start with a guy and girl. Everything is going great with a guy fondling the girl with some weird little toy. Then all of a sudden a different dick pops in from the top left screen. I say to myself, one dick is enough and for the new dick to get the hell out. But the new dick places it self near the old dick aand almost touches Now, the cute little Jap girl is basically in the background behind the crossing swords. There is nothing to do but fast forward and hope one dick leaves the scene. Does the new dick leave? Nope, a new dick comes in from the top right corner. Now you have three dicks behind this cute little girl. I see her eyes and mouth behind a wall of dicks and that is about it. But, she is too cute so I continue watching and start feeling a bit gay. So there is nothing to do but quickly finishoff and feel a little bit squirrely.
Hey, PM of Japan if you are reading this, make a one dick policy like China's one child policy!