1. You love to go to $1.75 movies.
2. You love to go to $1.50 movies even more!
3. You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
4. You turn bright red after drinking 2 tablespoons of beer.
5. You can get a buzz on Coors Cutter, O’douls, or Miller Sharps.
6. You look like you are 18.
7. You always look up at women, if you are male.
8. You always look up at Chinese men, if you are female.
9. You live at your parents house, and you are not claimed as a dependent by them.
10. You sing Karaoke.
11. You leave the plastic on your lampshade for 10 years or more.
12. You love watching Connie Chung and Terilyn Joe.
13. You can’t bear to throw away things.
14. Your dad washes his hair 4 times a year.
15. You hate getting B’s.
16. Your house smells like preserved fish.
17. Your house smells like Chinese medicine.
18. You have about 12-20 uncles and aunts.
19. Your wife cuts your hair.
20. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.

I don't lnow about 1 - 3   but the rest  

and what if you are an American Chinese ?

that's a thought, good point

You get to skip 1-3

for 1 & 2, you wait till you go to Hong Kong and buy them at Temple street.

makes sense;

aha the great equation theory .........................