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Post at 7-5-2010 09:14  Profile P.M. 
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One of life's great mysteries

How is it that a woman can fit a seven inch vibrator into her half inch fanny, IN THE DARK, but she's unable to fit an eight foot car into a fifteen foot parking space...
...IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT?
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l4nce12
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Haha I guess she hasn't got the drive in the latter case
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Well, i guess is she had two cement walls where the line was supposed to be and she just drove the car in the general direction. As long as the head of the car went in between the walls and she kept driving. it would eventually go in all the way wouldn't it?
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