Hi guys, Jake here; it's been over a year but  I'm sure some of you bros will remember me - Hunter, Twice, Cunninglinguist, Swan, Marsupial, Siklong69 and probably some others. I'm  asking for help from anyone who reads this message.

I'm still down here in Buenos Aires after I got myself into a little trouble. To cut a long story short I was lured to an unfamiliar brothel, with the offer of young girls, and was drugged and kidnapped. At first I assumed it was a ransom job but then learned that I was just supposed to disappear - PERMANENTLY! Had a bit of luck when one of the girls remembered me from another brothel a few years ago. Seems she'd taken a liking to Jake's big dick and got me out of there. At first, I thought she was gonna let me go but she kept me as her own fuckin pet dog and even rented me out to her fuck-ugly friends. It's been at least a year, but she tells me that she can't let me go cos money's changed hands and I'm supposed to be fuckin DEAD. I've even seen my own fuckin obituary! I know this is strange and hard to believe, but I swear it's fuckin true.

After months of begging, I've just been given a computer but it's rigged so that I can't email out and you guys are my only hope of getting out of this alive.

All you have to do is cut and paste the following message and email it to the only man in the world that I can trust to get me out of this mess. This is no one's real name but it's an alarm-linked address that should be operational.

I'm begging anyone who reads this to send the message - THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Email address: [email protected]

Subject: 08.11.72; Brother – you know it’s me!

Message:

Brother, I know you think I’m dead but I’m alive and well and being held captive in BA. Set up by two-faced WL in HK and fat-boy PG in BA. You know what to do brother; take care of business and then come and get me. I’m sure fat-boy can be persuaded to tell you where I was last seen. Follow the trail to Baby Raquel and you'll find me. Don't worry about this email [should be more than one]. They know nothing of you, me or our business. They're nameless, faceless amigos from one of my internet chat forums. You used to say I was wasting my time but now they might help save my life.

Brother, I'm waiting for you. Come and get me.

End Message

That's it guys; I'm relying on you to help me get out of this and get back to Hong Kong. And I promise you'll all be well-rewarded.

Jake

C'mon guys, just send the fuckin message. Gotta log off now cos I'm being watched by some big fuckin bitches.

And what's an Erotic Pussy Emperor anyways? I'm a Forum Fuckin Legend for Christsakes!!!!!!!!!!

Done

Just hope I get a VIP life long free HG use voucher in return... for all agents in the TST and HK island area as my reward

is 4/3 in hk = 4/1 states?

heh

Well, bro Jake, belated April Fool's joke or not, I've sent the email just in case. Stranger things have happened. Hope to have you back here shagging and reporting one day. Since you freported last the fad of taking real photos has started so there's an extra element. I can just imagine Siu Lung Lui posing and sticking her tongue out at the camera. Cheers!

sup jake?

hope u take some snap shots in BA for us!

see ya!

Jake or not-Jake,

If u would've posted this 2 days earlier, I would have believe you and I would dial my buddy number in BA to track you down. After all, your are our legend and we want you back.

You forgot to mention your morphin shot they force on you resulting in addiction and that's how they manage to hold you till this very day.
As for now, I hope u rot in BA and get your arse rape  by hombres and gang rape by fat mujeres everyday !!!

Stop asking for help from HK, we have problem of our own, much bigger than yours. The KORO epidemic is here !!!!

By the way, the email you gave bounce.
Good luck bro!!!

[ Last edited by  hunter at 4-4-2010 02:15 ]

Hope you get well soon, bro. Come back!

this is the most interesting posts in the history of forum posting.  i dont often drink beer, but when i do - i prefer dos equis.

This sounds like the writings of a schizophrenic or a meth addict. Or an attempt to get people's names/emails/IP addresses. Or Hunter Thompson with less talent.

not to sound skeptical here, but this story is a little bit over the top, especially looking back at the other posts by jake's friend posting as him on this forum. my first question to mind is why this gentleman was truly in need of help, why it would be directed to this forum. for sure there has to be other avenues that would be more direct in which he could access.

in any case, i do hope this is a joke, but my spidey senses are tingling and cant help but feel like one is being pulled over on us. kudos to those that actually did send out this email and hopefully jake is fine. if this is a joke, it is a sick one and hope mentally at least, jake is in the right place.

I'm glad you sent it because I wanted to too.  Who knows?

I've got to admit I didn't send the email because some of you brothers already had.  I also hope it's a joke, but the thread honestly scared me a little!  The OP's second post got me a bit skeptical though - if he was actually in danger, why would he ask about his "Erotic Emperor" status?!  I'm pretty sure there would be more important things to worry about!

And hunter's post claims that the email address provided is invalid / caused his email to bounce?!  Can anyone else who sent the email confirm?

[ Last edited by  This_Is_My_Vice at 4-4-2010 04:20 ]

Sir Siklong....I agree...this case..whether it be a joke or not...if it's a joke..no harm done, if it is true..then FAWK...spam that EMAIL!..

However...I tried to email that address Jake posted...and it doesn't work!

Mine went through with no problems - can only guess that it is full from all the valiant efforts of the Bros here.

Anyway, I kinda hope it is true, because if its not, and one day he is kidnapped, used as a sex slave, and about to be topped, we might not believe him......

can't mail out but can post on forum

curious to see what develops

It's obviously a "joke." How can he use this forum, but he can't use any one of a million free webmail sites?

agreed...it's an april fools joke imo...

Of course I knew 99% of the bros here wouldn't believe me but it only needs one message to get through and my Blood Bro will stop at nothing to get me back. So a HUGE thanks to akka and Siklong69 for sending the message. But a little worried that hunter and paka's messages didn't get through.

This really is the only way I can get a message out. All other avenues are blocked on this computer and the only reason I can access 141 is because I told them I wanted to see some young Chinese pussy to keep me horny. Fortunately, they didn't look too closely at the forum.

I'm safe as long as I can keep shagging the bitches here but, even with Viagra, it's getting harder and harder to get an erection. But I know for sure that they'll never let me go and I know there are some who want to end it now.

But thanks to akka and Siklong69 I now have some hope. The 'tough guys' of BsAs wont know what hit them when my Bro and his friends hit town. Keep your eyes on the international press and you might read something interesting happening here in the next few days.

Gotta log off again and wipe everything clean before somebody does a check. Nearly 4am here and everyone's asleep but they often make surprise visits, especially when some bitch needs 'servicing'.

Cheers guys and thanks again.

Jake

Jake atleast you will die a happy man. Good knowing you!